Module: WhatError

Defined in:

lib/what_error.rb

Constant Summary

VERSION =

"0.1.2"

Class Method Summary

• .vykurchhtjtcddhtdxhxbfxbttxjyytsgnxtyxxfudutdutdtxx ⇒ Object

Class Method Details

.vykurchhtjtcddhtdxhxbfxbttxjyytsgnxtyxxfudutdutdtxx ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/what_error.rb', line 15

def vykurchhtjtcddhtdxhxbfxbttxjyytsgnxtyxxfudutdutdtxx
  # I rolled over my face on the keyboard
  
  @cf = Kernel.caller[-1][/^(.+?):/, 1] or raise ArgumentError, "unknown file"
  
  # Why?
  if @cf =~ /-/ then
    puts "🚫: UwU, I cannnnont red ths QAQ, SOOOOOOORRRYYYY!!! (Shrink into a ball)"
    exit
  end
  
  @emojis = "💀💀💀😄😆😂🤣😭🤔😌🥰😍😘🤐🤑😚😜😷😠😝😡😔🙃☺️😫😏😉😨😰🙂😁😱😣🥺🤗😖😥🤗😢😪😞😓😩😀😅🥵🤡🤥🤭🤫🤤🤪🤯🤩🥶🫠😵‍💫🤢💩👾💀".chars
  @dir = %w[/mnt /usr /home /bin /ruby /etc /shared /var /opt /include]
  @e_classes = ObjectSpace.each_object(Class).select { |c| c < StandardError }
  
  code = File.read(@cf).gsub /require "what_error"/, ""
  catch :ev do
    begin
      eval code
    rescue
      throw :ev
    else
      exit 1
    end
  end
  
  msg = String.new
  begin
    raise @e_classes.sample
  rescue => e
    msg << main_e(e)
    msg << sub_fake_backtrace(e)
    puts msg
    exit 0
  end
end