Class: InterjectorPlugin

Inherits:
Campfire::PollingBot::Plugin show all
Defined in:
lib/campfire/polling_bot/plugins/interjector/interjector_plugin.rb

Overview

Plugin to make Wes actively comment (and maybe super annoying)

Constant Summary

Constants inherited from Campfire::PollingBot::Plugin

Campfire::PollingBot::Plugin::HALT

Instance Attribute Summary

Attributes inherited from Campfire::PollingBot::Plugin

#bot, #config

Instance Method Summary collapse

Methods inherited from Campfire::PollingBot::Plugin

accepts, accepts?, #accepts?, bot, bot=, directory, directory=, inherited, #initialize, load_all, load_plugin_classes, logger, #logger, priority, #priority, requires_config, requires_config?, #requires_config?, setup_database, subclasses, #to_s

Constructor Details

This class inherits a constructor from Campfire::PollingBot::Plugin

Instance Method Details

#process(message) ⇒ Object


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# File 'lib/campfire/polling_bot/plugins/interjector/interjector_plugin.rb', line 6

def process(message)
  person = message.person
  case message.command || message.body
  when /jessica alba/i
    bot.say_random [
      "Jessica Alba is my dream girl",
      "no question, the hottest girl ever",
      "yeah... er, what was I saying?",
      "she really is incredibly hot, you know",
    ]
    return HALT
  when /^(goodnight|night)(,?\s(all|every(body|one)))$/i
    bot.say "goodnight, #{person}"
    return HALT
  when /^(facepalm|EFACEPALM|:fp|:facepalm:|\*facepalm\*|m\()$/i
    bot.say_random [
      # picard facepalm
      "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-875h7w1654tgdhgrxm9bikhkwq.jpg",
      # polar bear facepalm
      "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-bsd2ds251eit8d3t1y2mkjtfx8.jpg"
    ]
  when /^(double facepalm|EDOUBLEFACEPALM|:fpfp|:doublefacepalm:|m\( m\()$/i
    # picard + riker facepalm
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-ncacgpudhfr2s4te6nswenxaqt.jpg"
  when /^i see your problem/i
    # pony mechanic
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-8fmfwdmg6kkrcpijhamhqu7tm6.jpg"
  when /^(wfm|womm|works on my machine)$/i
    # works on my machine
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-jrcf6e4gc936a2mxc3mueah2in.png"
  when /^(stacktrace or gtfo|stacktrace or it didn't happen|stacktrace!)$/i
    # stacktrace or gtfo
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110224-pqtmiici9wp9nygqi4nw8gs6hg.png"
  when /^this is sparta\!*?$/i
    # this is sparta
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110225-k9xpadr2hk37pe5ed4crcqria1.png"
  when /^i have no idea what i'm doing$/i
    # I have no idea what I'm doing
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110304-1tcmatkhapiq6t51wqqq9igat5.jpg"
  when /^party[?!.]*$/i
    # party party party party party cat
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110309-qtd33sy8k5yrdaeqa9e119bwd1.jpg"
  when /^(bomb|system error)$/i
    # sorry, a system error has occurred
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110312-8g31a37spacdjgatr82g3g98j1.jpg"
  when /^stop hitting yourself$/i
    # and the angel said to him, Stop hitting yourself!
    bot.say "https://img.skitch.com/20110316-q7h49p69pjhhyy8756rha2a1jf.jpg"
  end
end