Module: Lolspeak

Included in:

Lolcommits::Tranzlate

Defined in:

lib/lolcommits/plugins/tranzlate.rb

Overview

Adapted and expanded from github.com/rwtnorton/moar-lolspeak which was largely taken from an old Perl script and is sadly is not available via rubygems

Constant Summary

LOL_DICTIONARY =

{
  /what/             => %w(wut whut),
  /you\b/            => %w(yu yous yoo u yooz),
  /cture/            => %w(kshur),
  /ss\b/             => %w(s zz z),
  /the\b/            => %w(teh),
  /more/             => %w(moar),
  /my/               => %w(mah mai),
  /are/              => %w(is ar),
  /eese/             => %w(eez),
  /ph/               => %w(f),
  /as\b/             => %w(az),
  /seriously/        => %w(srsly),
  /sion/             => %w(shun),
  /just/             => %w(jus),
  /ose\b/            => %w(oze),
  /eady/             => %w(eddy),
  /ome?\b/           => %w(um),
  /of\b/             => %w(of ov of),
  /uestion/          => %w(wesjun),
  /want/             => %w(wants),
  /ead\b/            => %w(edd),
  /ck/               => %w(kk kkk),
  /cat|kitten|kitty/ => %w(kitteh kittehz cat fuzzeh fuzzyrumpus foozles fuzzbut fluffernutter beast mew),
  /eak/              => %w(ekk),
  /age/              => %w(uj),
  /like/             => %w(likez liek licks),
  /love/             => %w(lovez lub lubs luv lurve lurves),
  /\bis\b/           => ['ar teh', 'ar'],
  /nd\b/             => %w(n n'),
  /who/              => %w(hoo),
  /'/                => [''],
  /ese\b/            => %w(eez),
  /outh/             => %w(owf),
  /scio/             => %w(shu),
  /esque/            => %w(esk),
  /ture/             => %w(chur),
  /\btoo?\b/         => %w(to t 2 to t),
  /tious/            => %w(shus),
  /sure\b/           => %w(shur),
  /tty\b/            => %w(tteh),
  /were/             => %w(was),
  /ok\b|okay/        => %w(kthxbye!),
  /\ba\b/            => %w(uh),
  /ym/               => %w(im),
  /fish/             => %w(ghoti),
  /thy\b/            => %w(fee),
  /\wly\w/           => %w(li),
  /que\w/            => %w(kwe),
  /\both/            => %w(udd),
  /though\b/         => %w(tho),
  /(t|r|en)ough/     => %w(\1uff),
  /ought/            => %w(awt),
  /ease/             => %w(eez),
  /ing\b/            => %w(in ins ng ing in'),
  /have/             => ['haz', 'hav', 'haz a'],
  /has/              => %w(haz gots),
  /your/             => %w(yur ur yore yoar),
  /ove\b/            => %w(oov ove uuv uv oove),
  /for/              => %w(for 4 fr fur for foar),
  /thank/            => %w(fank tank thx thnx),
  /good/             => %w(gud goed guud gude gewd goot gut),
  /really/           => %w(rly rily rilly rilleh),
  /world/            => %w(wurrld whirld wurld wrld),
  /i'?m\b/           => ['im', 'i yam', 'i iz'],
  /(?!e)ight/        => %w(ite),
  /(?!ues)tion/      => %w(shun),
  /you'?re/          => %w(yore yr),
  /er\b|are|ere/     => %w(r),
  /y\b|ey\b/         => %w(eh),
  /ea/               => %w(ee),
  /can\si\s(?:ple(?:a|e)(?:s|z)e?)?\s?have\sa/ => ['i can haz'],
  /(?:hello|\bhi\b|\bhey\b|howdy|\byo\b),?/    => ['oh hai,'],
  /(?:god\b|allah|buddah?|diety|lord)/         => ['ceiling cat']
}.freeze

Instance Method Summary

• #tranzlate(str) ⇒ Object

Instance Method Details

#tranzlate(str) ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/lolcommits/plugins/tranzlate.rb', line 83

def tranzlate(str)
  lolstr = str.dup
  LOL_DICTIONARY.each do |english, lolspeak|
    # ghetto ruby1.8/1.9 agnostic version of choice vs sample
    lolstr.gsub!(english, lolspeak.shuffle.first)
  end

  lolstr << '!  kthxbye!' if rand(10) == 2
  lolstr.gsub!(/(\?|!|,|\.)+/, '!')

  lolstr.upcase
end