Class: Lemurick::Ian

Inherits:

Object

• Object
• Lemurick::Ian

Defined in:

lib/lemurick/lemurs/ian.rb

Instance Method Summary

• #quotes ⇒ Object
• #speak ⇒ Object

Instance Method Details

#quotes ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/ian.rb', line 7

def quotes
  [
    "There has to be a gif for that.",
    "I need to be camping right now.",
    "To be old and wise, one must first be young and stupid.",
    "I am going to the gym.",
    "Skiing?",
    "Does anyone know how to make money off of this?",
    "What? This is free?",
    "Do you... tango?",
    "Puppies!",
    "This is not a problem.",
    "When I was a boy, I had to walk up hill to school both ways in a blizzard fighting bears all the way.",
    "You are a menace.",
    "I am happy.",
    "I am going to miss you guys.",
    "Every end is a beginning. "
  ]
end

#speak ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/ian.rb', line 3

def speak
  quotes.sample
end