Class: Lemurick::Evan

Inherits:
Object
  • Object
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Defined in:
lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb

Instance Method Summary collapse

Instance Method Details

#coffee ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb', line 16

def coffee
  "...I need to get coffee."

  "(seven hours late Evan returns only to find that his wife of 3 years has left him, leaving him with the realization that he never had a wife"
end

#quotes ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb', line 7

def quotes
  [
    "You can take my wives, but you'll never take my freedom",
    "Put it in a <div>",
    "It's cold outside, you should dump a glass of egg nog down the back of your shirt",
    "It's like my great grandfather always says 'dsafjlksadfsdal;;; the nurses are stealing my money' "
  ]
end

#speak ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb', line 3

def speak
  quotes.sample
end