Class: Lemurick::Aldric

Inherits:

Object

• Object
• Lemurick::Aldric

Defined in:

lib/lemurick/lemurs/aldric.rb

Instance Method Summary

• #quotes ⇒ Object
• #speak ⇒ Object

Instance Method Details

#quotes ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/aldric.rb', line 7

def quotes
  [
    'How fascinating!',
    'I am a god among men!',
    'Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (originally a quote by Linus Torvalds)',
    'Nothing is more important in a database than integrity',
    'Spike it',
    'It\'s magic. (Not really)',
    'Test-driven development or, as I like calling it, Wish-driven development',
    'The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don\'t care if you get them.',
    'RTFM: read the friendly manual',
    'see —> do —> see',
    'Did you commit?',
    'No output is good output',
    'There are two hard problems in programming. Naming, caching, and off-by-one errors',
    'SHIP IT.',
    'Ye olde guide to debugging/adding a feature to  Rails: route, controller, action, layout, view, model, data, database',
    'Fail fast',
    'Never use tabs when writing code (unless you are writing a Makefile)',
    'Oh god oh god I broke everything oh god'
  ]
end

#speak ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/aldric.rb', line 3

def speak
  quotes.sample
end