Class: Lemurick::Peter

Inherits:
Object
  • Object
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Defined in:
lib/lemurick/lemurs/peter.rb

Instance Method Summary collapse

Instance Method Details

#quotes ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/peter.rb', line 6

def quotes
  [
    "Bruce Springsteen sucks",
    "We should all aspire to be a little more like Danza",
    "It's unbelievable that the President was once named Herbert",
    "As Thomas Aquinas said, there shall come a time when a man is not measured by his deeds, but by the size and magnitude of his pompadour"
  ]
end

#speak ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/lemurick/lemurs/peter.rb', line 3

def speak
  quotes.sample
end