Class: LameGenerator

Inherits:
Object
  • Object
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Defined in:
lib/lame_generator.rb

Constant Summary collapse

LAMENESS =
[
  " : ) ",
  "I like your smile",
  "You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside",
  "I'm in your computer, helllloooo!!! (I can also see what you're doing, cheeky...)",
  "Unicorns and Kangaroos are definately a match made in heaven",
  "Many more holidays to come",
  "Flicking through the facebook photos. Not becuase I'm a creep, but just because I miss your face and you make me smile",
  "We are the best",
  "Are you cheeks hurting from smiling yet? Mine are...",
  "Can you get repetitive strain injury in your cheeks?",
  "My favourite thing is running my hands through your hair",
  "Anytime you're around I just feel so much calmer",
  "You are amazing",
  "You are increible",
  "You are an inspiration",
  "You are so kind, clever and considerate",
  "I boast about you a lot",
  "Yeah, no one has a better boyfriend than me",
  "Shall we go on another holiday?",
  "OH MY CHRIST!",
  "Got any Stella?",
  "SHOWERS OF KISSES!",
  "Waking up next to you is the best way of waking up",
  "Mornings are much more fun with you around",
  "You have delightful arms, especially when they're wrapped around me",
  "eeeeeeeeee",
  "eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!",
  "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!",
  "SQUISH!",
  " <3 <3 <3 <3    Ice cream cones or hearts. Not really sure, either are good, WITH YOU!",
  "YOU ARE THE BEST!",
  "YOU ARE JUST INCREDIBLE!",
  "YOU ARE AMAZING!",
  "LETS DO A BIT OF THE SEX!",
  "COLD BED DANCE!"
]

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.goObject



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# File 'lib/lame_generator.rb', line 41

def self.go
  num = LAMENESS.count
  puts LAMENESS[rand(num)]
end