Module: Drumpf

Defined in:
lib/drumpf.rb,
lib/drumpf/version.rb

Constant Summary collapse

VERSION =
"0.1.0"

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.be_offensiveObject



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# File 'lib/drumpf.rb', line 43

def self.be_offensive
  OFFENSIVE.sample
end

.be_presidentialObject



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# File 'lib/drumpf.rb', line 47

def self.be_presidential
  PRESIDENTIAL.sample
end

.give_hopeObject



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# File 'lib/drumpf.rb', line 51

def self.give_hope
  PROMISES.sample
end

.lieObject



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# File 'lib/drumpf.rb', line 55

def self.lie
  LIES.sample
end

.repeat_yourselfObject



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# File 'lib/drumpf.rb', line 59

def self.repeat_yourself
  "I don't repeat myself. \
   I don't repeat myself. \
   Here's the guy who repeats himself. \
   I don't repeat myself."
end