Class: Daneel::Scripts::Chatty

Inherits:
Daneel::Script show all
Defined in:
lib/daneel/scripts/chatty.rb

Instance Attribute Summary

Attributes inherited from Plugin

#robot

Instance Method Summary collapse

Methods inherited from Daneel::Script

#accepts?, files, #help, inherited, list

Methods inherited from Plugin

#initialize, #logger, requires_env

Constructor Details

This class inherits a constructor from Daneel::Plugin

Instance Method Details

#receive(room, message, user) ⇒ Object

TODO make this script the last-priority script priority 20



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# File 'lib/daneel/scripts/chatty.rb', line 9

def receive(room, message, user)
  # Said to the room in general
  case message.text
  when /^(night|good ?night)(,?\s(all|every(body|one)))$/i
    room.say "goodnight, #{user}"
  when /^(morning|good ?morning)(,?\s(all|every(body|one)))$/i
    room.say "good morning, #{user}"
  end

  # Said directly to the bot
  case message.command
  when nil
    # don't reply to things not addressed to the bot
  when /^\s*$/
    # question questioners, exclaim at exclaimers, dot dotters
    message.text.match(/([?!.])$/)
    room.say "#{user}#{$1}"
  when /^(hey|hi|hello|sup|howdy)/i
    room.say "#{$1} #{user}"
  when /how are (you|things)|how\'s it (going|hanging)/i
    room.say [
      "Oh, you know, the usual.",
      "can't complain",
      "alright, how about you?",
      "people say things, I say things back"
    ].sample
  when /(^later|(?:good\s*)?bye)/i
    room.say("#{$1} #{user}")
  when /you rock|awesome|cool|nice/i
    room.say [
      "Thanks, #{user}, you're pretty cool yourself.",
      "I try.",
      "Aw, shucks. Thanks, #{user}."
    ].sample
  when /(^|you|still)\s*there/i, /\byt\b/i
    room.say %w{Yup y}.sample
  when /wake up|you awake/i
    room.say("yo")
  when /thanks|thank you/i
    room.say ["No problem.", "np", "any time", "that's what I'm here for", "You're welcome."].sample
  when /^(good\s?night|(?:g')?night)$/i
    room.say [
      "see you later, #{user}",
      "later, #{user}",
      "night",
      "goodnight",
      "bye",
      "have a good night"
    ].sample
  when /^(see you(?: later)?)$/i
    room.say [
      "see you later, #{user}",
      "later, #{user}",
      "bye",
      "later",
      "see ya",
    ].sample
  when /^(?:(?:get|grab|fetch|bring) (.*?)|i need|time for)(?: (?:a|some))? coffee$/i
    person = $1
    if person =~ /i|me|us/
      person, do_they = "you", "do you"
    else
      do_they = "does #{person}"
    end

    room.say [
      "would #{person} like cream or sugar?",
      "how #{do_they} take it?",
      "coming right up",
      "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion",
      "It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed",
      "The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning",
      "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion"
    ].sample
  else
    room.say [
      "I have no idea what you're talking about, #{user}.",
      "eh?",
      "oh, interesting",
      "say more, #{user}",
      "#{user}, you do realize that you're talking to a bot with a very limited vocabulary, don't you?",
      "Whatever, #{user}.",
      # TODO implement Bot#other_person
      # "#{bot.other_person(user)}, tell #{user} to leave me alone.",
      "Not now, #{user}.",
      "brb crying",
      "what do you think, #{user}?",
      "That's really something.",
      "but what can I do? I'm just a lowly bot",
      "I'll get some electrons on that right away",
      "How do you feel when someone says '#{message.command}' to you, #{user}?"
    ].sample
  end
end