Class: Brandify

Inherits:
Object
  • Object
show all
Defined in:
lib/brandify.rb

Constant Summary collapse

FOOD = 
%w( Foodie Burger Whiskey Kale Beer IPA Shrimp Burrito Sushi Watermelon Breastmilk Cabbage )
SELF = 
%w( Mother Father Sister Brother Son Daughter Step-cousin Veteran Married Aunt Uncle )
POLITICS = 
%w( Democrat Republican Conservative Gun 2A Liberal GOP Feminist Marxist Fascist )
TECH = 
[ "Web dev", "Ruby", "Dev ops", "IT", "Apple", "Engineer", "Javascript", "Tech" ]
BRANDING = 
[ "Marketing", "Inbound", "Brand", "Synergy", "Leverage", "Catalyst", "Thought leader" ]
HOBBIES = 
%w( Anime Steampunk Dog Cat Film TV Music )
BAD = 
%w( Hitler Mao Stalin Pinochet Thatcher Piss Xanax Hell Prison )
THINGS = 
FOOD + SELF + POLITICS + TECH + BRANDING + HOBBIES + BAD
MODIFIERS = 
%w(
dude man bro dad girl chick lady mom
fan addict snob maniac junkie nerd geek dork
liker lover enjoyer respecter disliker hater
writer blogger journalist crier wonk enthusiast
)
LOCATIONS = 
%w( NYC SF LA Boston Philly London Paris Hell )
EMOJIS = 
%w( :plane: :toilet: :fire: :100: )

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.bio ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/brandify.rb', line 21

def self.bio
  things = THINGS.sample(10)
  modifiers = choose_some_modifiers
  things_to_modify = things.sample(modifiers.size)
  left_alone = things - things_to_modify
  modified_things = modify_some_things(things_to_modify, modifiers)
  full_array = (left_alone + modified_things).shuffle
  # At most we'll add 10 hashtags so we need a bio of 150 or less to stay under 160
  full_array = ensure_valid_length(full_array, 150)
  join_results(add_hashtags(full_array))
end

.location ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/brandify.rb', line 33

def self.location
  locations = LOCATIONS.sample(3)
  emojis = EMOJIS.sample(2)
  full_array = locations.first(2).zip(emojis) << locations.last
  full_array.flatten!
  full_array = ensure_valid_length(full_array, 30)
  full_array.join(" ")
end