Module: Helpers

Included in:
Bender::Main, BenderBot
Defined in:
lib/bender/helpers.rb

Constant Summary collapse

RESOLVED_TRANSITIONS = 
%w[ 51 ]
RESOLVED_STATE = 
/resolve/i
CLOSED_TRANSITIONS = 
%w[ 61 71 ]
CLOSED_STATE = 
/close/i
SEVERITIES = 
{
  1 => '10480',
  2 => '10481',
  3 => '10482',
  4 => '10483',
  5 => '10484'
}
SHOW_FIELDS = 
{
  'summary' => 'Summary',
  'description' => 'Description',
  'customfield_11250' => 'Severity',
  'customfield_11251' => 'Impact Started',
  'customfield_11252' => 'Impact Ended',
  'customfield_11253' => 'Reported By',
  'customfield_11254' => 'Services Affected',
  'customfield_11255' => 'Cause',
  'status' => 'Status',
  'created' => 'Created',
  'updated' => 'Updated'
}
QUOTES = 
[
  'Bite my shiny metal ass!',
  'This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!',
  'I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.',
  "Hahahahaha! Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.",
  "You know what cheers me up? Other people's misfortune.",
  'Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.',
  "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.",
  'Have you tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?',
  "You're a pimple on society’s ass and you'll never amount to anything!",
  'Shut up baby, I know it!',
  "I'm so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead!",
  "Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I'd kill myself right now!",
  "I'm back baby!",
  "LET'S GO ALREADYYYYYY!",
  "I don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad",
  "Life is hilariously cruel"
]

Instance Method Summary collapse

Instance Method Details

#friendly_date(val) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 98

def friendly_date val
  Time.parse(val).strftime('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M %Z')
end

#incident_link(incident) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 129

def incident_link incident
  '<a href="%s">%s</a>' % [
    incident_url(incident),
    incident['key']
  ]
end

#incident_url(incident) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 125

def incident_url incident
  options.jira_site + '/browse/' + incident['key']
end

#normalize_date(val) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 93

def normalize_date val
  Time.parse(val).utc.iso8601(0).sub(/Z$/, 'UTC')
end

#normalize_value(val) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 79

def normalize_value val
  case val
  when Hash
    val['name'] || val['value'] || val
  when Array
    val.map { |v| v['value'] }.join(', ')
  when /^\d{4}\-\d{2}\-\d{2}/
    '%s (%s)' % [ val, normalize_date(val) ]
  else
    val
  end
end

#one_day ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 109

def one_day
  24 * 60 * 60 # seconds/day
end

#recent_incident?(i) ⇒ Boolean

Returns:

  • (Boolean) 


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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 103

def recent_incident? i
  it = Time.parse(i['fields']['created'])
  Time.now - it < one_day
end

#refresh_incidents(bot = self) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 54

def refresh_incidents bot=self
  req_path = '/rest/api/2/search'
  req_params = QueryParams.encode \
    jql: "project = #{options.jira_project} ORDER BY created ASC, priority DESC",
    fields: SHOW_FIELDS.keys.join(','),
    startAt: 0,
    maxResults: 1_000_000

  uri = URI(options.jira_site + req_path + '?' + req_params)
  http = Net::HTTP.new uri.hostname, uri.port

  req = Net::HTTP::Get.new uri
  req.basic_auth options.jira_user, options.jira_pass
  req['Content-Type'] = 'application/json'
  req['Accept'] = 'application/json'

  resp = http.request req
  issues = JSON.parse(resp.body)['issues']

  bot.store['incidents'] = issues.map! do |i|
    i['num'] = i['key'].split('-', 2).last ; i
  end
end

#select_incident(num, refresh = true) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 114

def select_incident num, refresh=true
  refresh_incidents if refresh
  store['incidents'].select { |i| i['num'] == num }.first
end

#short_severity(s) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/bender/helpers.rb', line 120

def short_severity s
  s.split(' - ', 2).first
end