Module: MiscHelper

Defined in:
app/helpers/misc_helper.rb

Instance Method Summary collapse

Instance Method Details

#help_slogan ⇒ Object 



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# File 'app/helpers/misc_helper.rb', line 3

def help_slogan
  slogans =
    [
     "Help?  We don't NEED no steenkin' help!",
     "Help serves only to coddle the weak!",
     "Help is only for the weak and timid.",
     "You want HELP?  You can't handle the HELP!",
     "Move along now.  This is not the help that you are searching for.",
    ]
  slogans[rand(slogans.size)]
end