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# File 'lib/amusing_git/message_seeder.rb', line 3
def self.seed
"Why does the computer programmer ignore the warning on the cigarette carton? Because he's seen so many warnings he only cares about errors.\nWhat does the computer programmer say to his fellow programmer when he asks him to borrow $1000? I'll give you 1024 to make it even.\nHow does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house? Welcome to 127.0.0.1.\nBeware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers :P\nIf at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0\nIf Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.\nProgrammers are tools for converting caffeine into code.\nHey! It compiles! Ship it!\nSUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.\nWindows Vista: It's like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.\nMy software never has bugs. It just develops random features.\nThe only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.\nRelax, its only ONES and ZEROS !\nrm -rf /bin/laden\nThe great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.\nIf brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.\nUnix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.\nI'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly\nThe world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !\nIf you don't want to be replaced by a computer, don't act like one.\nThere are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.\nDifference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.\nI think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn\u2019t show up in a Unix directory listing\nIf debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.\nAny fool can use a computer. Many do.\nHardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.\nThey don't make bugs like Bunny anymore\nWhen someone says: 'I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done', give him a lollipop.\nGood design adds value faster than it adds cost.\nPython's a drop-in replacement for BASIC in the sense that Optimus Prime is a drop-in replacement for a truck.\nTalk is cheap. Show me the code.\nPerl \u2013 The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption\nBeware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.\nI don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!\nSometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.\nMeasuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.\n MESSAGES\nend\n"
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