Module: Tcramer

Defined in:
lib/tcramer.rb,
lib/tcramer/engine.rb,
lib/tcramer/version.rb,
app/helpers/tcramer/application_helper.rb,
lib/generators/tcramer/install_generator.rb,
app/controllers/tcramer/application_controller.rb

Overview

Tcramer writes rake tasks!

Defined Under Namespace

Modules: ApplicationHelper Classes: ApplicationController, Engine, InstallGenerator

Constant Summary collapse

ISMS = 
[
  'Why not?',
  'Mandatory fun!',
  'Agile groove',
  '🐹',
  "That's a great question, what do YOU think?",
  "What's your opinion of walruses?",
  'How soon before this is ready for production?',
  'Okay, but if you did have a spec, how long would it take?',
  '(entering a room) dun dun DUN',
  'Nailed it!',
  'Uh oh.',
  'Typed with my thumbs.',
  'Could you give a 5 minute demo on that?',
  'That was an interesting choice.',
  'APIs! APIs! APIs!',
  'The reward for good work is more work.',
  %{
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  },
  %(It's not just good; it's good ENOUGH.)
].freeze
FACE =

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)
VERSION = 
'1.2.0'

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.manage ⇒ Object

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# File 'lib/tcramer.rb', line 98

def self.manage
  selected_ism = ISMS.sample
  # 80% chance of returning string unzalgoized
  return selected_ism if Kernel.rand(5).positive?
  Zalgo.he_comes(selected_ism)
end

.motivate ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/tcramer.rb', line 105

def self.motivate
  FACE
end