Module: Lolspeak

Included in:

Lolcommits::Tranzlate

Defined in:

lib/lolcommits/plugins/tranzlate.rb

Overview

Adapted and expanded from github.com/rwtnorton/moar-lolspeak which was largely taken from an old Perl script and is sadly is not available via rubygems

Constant Summary

LOL_DICTIONARY =

{
  /what/             => %w{wut whut},
  /you\b/            => %w{yu yous yoo u yooz},
  /cture/            => %w{kshur},
  /ss\b/             => %w{s zz z},
  /the\b/            => %w{teh},
  /more/             => %w{moar},
  /my/               => %w{mah mai},
  /are/              => %w{is ar},
  /eese/             => %w{eez},
  /ph/               => %w{f},
  /as\b/             => %w{az},
  /seriously/        => %w{srsly},
  /sion/             => %w{shun},
  /just/             => %w{jus},
  /ose\b/            => %w{oze},
  /eady/             => %w{eddy},
  /ome?\b/           => %w{um},
  /of\b/             => %w{of ov of},
  /uestion/          => %w{wesjun},
  /want/             => %w{wants},
  /ead\b/            => %w{edd},
  /ck/               => %w{kk kkk},
  /sion/             => %w{shun},
  /cat|kitten|kitty/ => %w{kitteh kittehz cat fuzzeh fuzzyrumpus foozles fuzzbut fluffernutter beast mew},
  /eak/              => %w{ekk},
  /age/              => %w{uj},
  /like/             => %w{likez liek licks},
  /love/             => %w{lovez lub lubs luv lurve lurves},
  /\bis\b/           => ['ar teh','ar'],
  /nd\b/             => %w{n n'},
  /who/              => %w{hoo},
  /'/                => [''],
  /ese\b/            => %w{eez},
  /outh/             => %w{owf},
  /scio/             => %w{shu},
  /esque/            => %w{esk},
  /ture/             => %w{chur},
  /\btoo?\b/         => %w{to t 2 to t},
  /tious/            => %w{shus},
  /sure\b/           => %w{shur},
  /tty\b/            => %w{tteh},
  /were/             => %w{was},
  /ok\b|okay/        => %w{kthxbye!},
  /\ba\b/            => %w{uh},
  /ym/               => %w{im},
  /fish/             => %w{ghoti},
  /thy\b/            => %w{fee},
  /\wly\w/           => %w{li},
  /que\w/            => %w{kwe},
  /\both/            => %w{udd},
  /though\b/         => %w{tho},
  /(t|r|en)ough/     => %w{\1uff},
  /ought/            => %w{awt},
  /ease/             => %w{eez},
  /ing\b/            => %w{in ins ng ing in'},
  /have/             => ['haz', 'hav', 'haz a'],
  /has/              => %w{haz gots},
  /your/             => %w{yur ur yore yoar},
  /ove\b/            => %w{oov ove uuv uv oove},
  /for/              => %w{for 4 fr fur for foar},
  /thank/            => %w{fank tank thx thnx},
  /good/             => %w{gud goed guud gude gewd goot gut},
  /really/           => %w{rly rily rilly rilleh},
  /world/            => %w{wurrld whirld wurld wrld},
  /i'?m\b/           => ['im', 'i yam', 'i iz'],
  /(?!e)ight/        => %w{ite},
  /(?!ues)tion/      => %w{shun},
  /you'?re/          => %w{yore yr},
  /er\b|are|ere/     => %w{r},
  /y\b|ey\b/         => %w{eh},
  /ea/               => %w{ee},
  /can\si\s(?:ple(?:a|e)(?:s|z)e?)?\s?have\sa/ => ['i can haz'],
  /(?:hello|\bhi\b|\bhey\b|howdy|\byo\b),?/    => ['oh hai,'],
  /(?:god\b|allah|buddah?|diety|lord)/         => ['ceiling cat'],
}

Instance Method Summary

• #tranzlate(str) ⇒ Object

Instance Method Details

#tranzlate(str) ⇒ Object

# File 'lib/lolcommits/plugins/tranzlate.rb', line 84

def tranzlate(str)
  lolstr = str.dup
  LOL_DICTIONARY.each do |english, lolspeak|
    #ghetto ruby1.8/1.9 agnostic version of choice vs sample
    lolstr.gsub!(english, lolspeak.shuffle.first)
  end

  lolstr << '!  kthxbye!' if rand(10) == 2
  lolstr.gsub!(/(\?|!|,|\.)+/, '!')

  lolstr.upcase
end