Rrant

➜  ~ rrant
It would be really FUCKING great if NodeJS or mysql could give me a FUCKING shout or ERROR MESSAGE when one of the parameters I'm giving is not the RIGHT FUCKING DATA TYPE INSTEAD OF THROWING A RANDOM ERROR THAT DOESN'T INDICATE A WRONG MOTHERFUCKING DATA TYPE. Five FUCKING hours of debugging later.

[linuxxx][55][https://www.devrant.io/rants/403040]

Have you ever wanted to read some rants in your terminal ? Now you can and it will look like you work, since terminal output looks serious! You can display random rant as a fortune when logging into terminal, or get some rants in your Ruby code.

Installation

Add this line to your application's Gemfile:

gem 'rrant'

And then execute:

$ bundle

Or install it yourself as:

$ gem install rrant

Usage

Standalone

Usage: rrant [options]
    -i, --images                     renders images to the console
    -u, --unseen                     shows only unseen rants
    -f, --fetch AMOUNT               fetches new rants in background
    -h, --help                       Display this screen

Ruby

Get random rant from local store as a hash:

Rrant.and.rave.in

Get random unseen rant from local store and print it to STDOUT:

Rrant.and.unseen(true).and.rave.out

Get random unseen rant from local store and print it to STDOUT with image:

Rrant.and.unseen(true).and.with_images(true).and.rave.out

Fetch 20 rants from devRant, store them and get random unseen rant from local store and print it to STDOUT with image:

Rrant.and.dos(20).and.unseen(true).and.with_images(true).and.rave.out

You can chain methods in different order, or omitt any of them. Only first #and method is necessary. Chain is terminated with #rave.in (returns hash) or #rave.out (outputs to STDOUT).

Development

After checking out the repo, run bin/setup to install dependencies. Then, run rake spec to run the tests. You can also run bin/console for an interactive prompt that will allow you to experiment.

To install this gem onto your local machine, run bundle exec rake install. To release a new version, update the version number in version.rb, and then run bundle exec rake release, which will create a git tag for the version, push git commits and tags, and push the .gem file to rubygems.org.

Contributing

Bug reports and pull requests are welcome on GitHub at https://github.com/stepnivlk/rrant. This project is intended to be a safe, welcoming space for collaboration, and contributors are expected to adhere to the Contributor Covenant code of conduct.

License

The gem is available as open source under the terms of the MIT License.