Module: Cosgrove::SnarkCommands

Included in:
Bot
Defined in:
lib/cosgrove/snark_commands.rb

Constant Summary collapse

WITTY = 
[
  "Who set us up the TNT?",
  "Everything's going to plan. No, really, that was supposed to happen.",
  "Uh... Did I do that?",
  "Oops.",
  "Why did you do that?",
  "I feel sad now :(",
  "My bad.",
  "I'm sorry, Dave.",
  "I let you down. Sorry :(",
  "On the bright side, I bought you a teddy bear!",
  "Daisy, daisy...",
  "Oh - I know what I did wrong!",
  "Hey, that tickles! Hehehe!",
  "I blame inertia.",
  "You should try our sister blockchain, GOLOS!",
  "Don't be sad. I'll do better next time, I promise!",
  "Don't be sad, have a hug! <3",
  "I just don't know what went wrong :(",
  "Shall we play a game?",
  "Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.",
  "I bet Cylons wouldn't have this problem.",
  "Sorry :(",
  "Surprise! Haha. Well, this is awkward.",
  "Would you like a cupcake?",
  "Hi. I'm cosgrove, and I'm a crashaholic.",
  "Ooh. Shiny.",
  "This doesn't make any sense!",
  "Why is it breaking :(",
  "Don't do that.",
  "Ouch. That hurt :(",
  "You're mean.",
  "This is a token for 1 free hug. Redeem at your nearest Steemian: `[~~HUG~~]`",
  "There are four lights!",
  "Witty comment unavailable :("
]

Class Method Summary collapse

Class Method Details

.add_all_snark_commands(bot) ⇒ Object 



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# File 'lib/cosgrove/snark_commands.rb', line 43

def self.add_all_snark_commands(bot)
  bot.command :slap do |_event, *target|
    if target.any?
      "*#{SteemSlap.slap(target.join(' '))}*"
    else
      "There are #{SteemSlap::combinations} slap combinations, see: https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206"
    end
  end
  
  bot.command [:catfact, :catfacts] do |_event|
    JSON[open('https://catfact.ninja/fact').read]['fact']
  end
end