Fucking Goddamn New
Everyone gets pissed at their code sometimes.
Why shouldn't it work?
Installation
$ gem install fucking_goddamn_new
or add gem 'fucking_goddamn_new'
to your gemfile
Usage
$ irb
>> require 'fucking_goddamn_new'
#> true
>> Object.fucking.goddamn.new
#> #<Object:0x007fab0602f6d0>
>> Object.fucking(:work).goddammit
#> Object
>> Object.fucking.new
#> #<Object:0x007fab06056ac8>