500 The Bees They're In My Eyes

Replace the 500 HTTP status message with The Bees They're In My Eyes in all your favourite web servers:

• Rack
• Puma
• Thin
• Webrick
• CGI

Build the hive

require "rack/bees"
Rack::Handler::Thin.run lambda { |env| [500, { "Content-Type" => "text/html" }, ["Hello world!"]] }, :Port => 5909

Shake the hive

$ curl -sI localhost:5909 | head -n 1
HTTP/1.1 500 The Bees They're In My Eyes

Hives

# rack bees (also covers Puma and others that rely on Rack's status info)
require "rack/bees"

# thin bees
require "thin/bees"

# webrick bees
require "webrick/bees"

# cgi bees
require "cgi/bees"

# any of the above that'll successfully load
require "bees"
# Failed to require rack/bees -- skipping
# Failed to require thin/bees -- skipping
# Failed to require cgi/bees -- skipping

WEBrick::HTTPStatus::StatusMessage[500]
#=> "The Bees They're In My Eyes"

My server needs bees too!

Want bees in your favourite web server? Open an issue or a pull request!

License

Copyright Adam Prescott. Released under the MIT license. Any contributions will be assumed by default to be under the same terms.